Pedestrian Crossings T-Shirts

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'I see you crossing a road...'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Sidewalk the game

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Expect delays.

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Tourist Crossroad

Dog with enormous stick.

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Pedestrian Corridor

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

'Pedestrian Rest Area.'

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Simon Says 'Cross'

"This is not a great walking town."

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

Lollipop men on strike.

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

No caption (Various parallel paths are marked for walking and biking, whereas a path marked for dogs is erratic rather than straight).

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.