Pedestrian Crossings Mugs

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.

'I see you crossing a road...'

Sidewalk the game

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Expect delays.

Tourist Crossroad

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Dog with enormous stick.

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

'Pedestrian Rest Area.'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Pedestrian Corridor

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Simon Says 'Cross'

"This is not a great walking town."

Lollipop men on strike.

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

'Do you remember when cycle paths were called pavements?'

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.