Simon Says 'Cross'
Street Crossing Mugs
Start their day with a smile—our street crossing-themed mugs feature witty designs that celebrate pedestrian fun. Perfect for coffee lovers who see crossing the street as an art form.
The Fourteen Yard Dash
The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!
See you at Charing Cross!
After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.
"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."
"This next song is also about air-conditioning."
You Know You're Old When...
"What did he say?"
"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."
"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"
'I see you crossing a road...'
"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."
"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."
Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.
'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'
"I cross therefore I am."
Waddle and Don't Waddle.
Ducks crossing the Red Sea.
Street trader tricking police.
"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."
"Do you know how to play down the road?"
"Dog St." and "Cat St."
A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.
Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.
A mime artist catching a fish.
'Does he merit a banknote or a bill?'
Mime, trapped forever in this cartoon!
He's got a gun!
Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.
"Can you play the same thing, only further away?"
'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'
"Darts league flag day"
'Why does there have to be a reason?'
Under New Management
Street Crossing Mugs Collection
Street Crossing Pillows
Bring humor and comfort home with pillows that celebrate the fun of street crossings—perfect for adding personality to any space.
Street Crossing Prints
Decorate your walls with vibrant street crossing prints that capture urban whimsy and pedestrian charm in stunning artwork.
Street Crossing T-Shirts
Looking for a wearable joke? Our street crossing t-shirts combine fun designs with comfort—ideal for enthusiasts and urban explorers alike.