Road Crosser Mugs

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

A Mystery Solved

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Collies Without Borders

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Crossing Borders

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Road Test

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Why have you come over here?"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I see you crossing a road...'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"I cross therefore I am."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

Men at Work

Men resting.

Car Pools.

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"Woo-hoo! The world's first wheel!"

Detour Sign