Road Crossers Club Mugs

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

Collies Without Borders

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Why have you come over here?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I see you crossing a road...'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"I cross therefore I am."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

Tour de Pothole.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'

'Don't get involved.'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

Dish tied to roof

Jacques Anquetil

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

The Illuminati of the Subway

'Taxi Driver of The Year ...

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

'Typical!'

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

Religious Rain

'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'

A cyclist

This Exit - Scenic View.