Road Crossers Club T-Shirts

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

Collies Without Borders

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'I see you crossing a road...'

"Why have you come over here?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"I cross therefore I am."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

Tour de Pothole.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Don't get involved.'

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Jacques Anquetil

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

The Illuminati of the Subway

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

'Typical!'

Religious Rain

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

'The delayed train has much improved suspension air conditioning and a five star buffet, happy now?'

This Exit - Scenic View.

A cyclist

Entering Big Bucks County