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'I see you crossing a road...'

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Holiday Travel.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

A series of Exit signs.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Traffic calming ahead.