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'I see you crossing a road...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Holiday Travel.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

A series of Exit signs.

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'