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'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Oil shock.

It's a Dog's life

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"The dollar is falling!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Holiday Overkill.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Toad roadkill.

Johnny Cashpoint.

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

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