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"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I see you crossing a road...'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

New Pope.

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

"Isn't Bill going a little too green?"

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

"Are those noodles?"

'It's alright to do your regular work, Sanders, but haven't you caught on yet? The big money is in breakthrough.'