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Lourdes guide dog

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Courage. Love.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'm an atheist!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'