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His prayers were finally answered ? with a question.

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Granted, actual music is a no-no, but where do we stand on air guitar?"

"So what if Jesus was sent here to suffer and die... We all do that."

"Hey look - God's plan."

"Your prayers may be recorded for training and quality purposes."

'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

'I'm an atheist!'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'He's brilliant he can cure any faith, Moonie,Scientology, friend of western Buddhism.'

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'What really worries me is that I was never baptized.'

"We're thinking maybe it's time you started getting some religious instruction. There's Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish---any of those sound good to you?"

Spec Church

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

God is for life not just for Christmas.

The joy of sects.