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'Children, this is your new science teacher.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

R.C.I.A.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

God is for life not just for Christmas.

The joy of sects.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Holy Bible

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."