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Evolution of God. . .

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Go ahead and dissect me

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Holy Bible

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.