Road Crosser Gifts

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

A Mystery Solved

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Collies Without Borders

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Road Test

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I see you crossing a road...'

"Why have you come over here?"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"I cross therefore I am."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Men resting.

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

Men at Work

Car Pools.

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything just yell."

Detour Sign

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

The Fourteen Yard Dash