Road Crosser's Advocate Gifts

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Your Grounded!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

How Am I Driving?

'I see you crossing a road...'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"I cross therefore I am."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

Sustainable transport

Watch Out Hedgehogs

Cycle Lane

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.