Road Crosser's Advocate Pillows

"And in this fantasy, I dream of a world where I can cross the road without having my motives questioned."

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Your Grounded!'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'I see you crossing a road...'

How Am I Driving?

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"I cross therefore I am."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

Sustainable transport

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Cycle Lane

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"