Road Crossing Expert Pillows

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"I cross therefore I am."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Any references?"

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I see you crossing a road...'

How Am I Driving?

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.