Road Crossing Expert Gifts

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"I cross therefore I am."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Any references?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Why have you come over here?"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'I see you crossing a road...'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.