Road Crossers Gifts

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

Collies Without Borders

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Slow, Men at Work.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'I see you crossing a road...'

"Why have you come over here?"

Road Test

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Man with Stop Signs.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."