Road Crossers Gifts

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

Collies Without Borders

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Crossing Borders

"Shoulder work ahead"

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I see you crossing a road...'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Slow, Men at Work.

"Why have you come over here?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Road Test

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man with Stop Signs.

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'Closed.'