Pedestrian Advocate Pillows

'Pedestrian Rest Area.'

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Dog Crossing

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Boozing and Cruising

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'