Park Advocate Pillows

This is your park, metaphorically speaking.

No Nesting

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Raining Leaves.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"The Nominees"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Earth Day Summit.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Moms gone wild

Ignoring Climate Change

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Crime Scene