Park Advocate T-Shirts

This is your park, metaphorically speaking.

No Nesting

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The sea 2050.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Raining Leaves.

"The Nominees"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Ignoring Climate Change

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Earth Day Summit.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Moms gone wild

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'