Party Advocate T-Shirts

"Smile if you're guilty!"

A Blank Mandate

"Nonsense, Sue! The bride and groom never get tired of you clinking glasses!"

The Ascent of Woman

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

US election postal vote controversy

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Election 2020

Farewell Donald

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Impotent Democracy

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

President Putin.

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

"What Cherry tree?"

"Total authority"

Not many votes here.

Vote for Brown

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

King Trump

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."