Playground Advocate T-Shirts

"So you'll sign our petition for more playroom for kids..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'What's play?'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Fade to black...

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Turn Down For What.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"