Playground Arguments T-Shirts

'Yes, it is.' - 'No, it isn't.' - 'It is.' - 'It isn't.' - 'Is to a million.' - 'Isn't to a million plus one.' - 'Is to infinity!' - 'Isn't to infinity plus one.' - 'Duh - that's still infinity.' - 'Isn't to infinity plus two - ha!' - 'Give me strength.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm bored."

"This never happened."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Tree house.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Ready Mum?'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Swing