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'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Little boys

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Turn Down For What.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Swing

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"It must be still charging."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'