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"Wow! You've got free-range children."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Children playing football.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Ready Mum?'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Converted Parking Garage

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Fade to black...

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

Little boys

Multisports

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.