Playground Champions Gifts

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

Children playing football.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Converted Parking Garage

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Fade to black...

Little boys

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

Yo Yo Tricks.

Multisports

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"