Playground Conquerors Gifts

Kids - who'd have em?

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

'Ready Mum?'

Imagination

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

The Charge of the Kids

Office Park

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

I miss recess!

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Turn Down For What.

Little boys

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.