Campground Conqueror Gifts

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Marshmallows

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Monday morning is nigh.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Contest to enter the University

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

BMX riding in Bavaria

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

The Top of the Mountain.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Woman on Top

Speleologist

Mountain Bike tracks.

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

"I’ve got two treats and a flask of bourbon when we reach the top. Bourbon’s mine."