Campground Explorer Gifts

Marshmallows

"Cat box"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Fist Bumper Cars

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Camping-Pong

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Sunbathing in the park

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'