Campground Explorer Gifts

Marshmallows

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Cat box"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Deer Season Open.

"A little help, please."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Fist Bumper Cars

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Sunbathing in the park

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Camping-Pong

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Crocodile

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."