Camping Explorer Gifts

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Marshmallows

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Butterflies

Deer Season Open.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."