Playtime Conqueror Gifts

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"A little help, please."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Peekaboo!'

Rocking Horse

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Child with doll in the sea

Yoyos