Playtime Captain Gifts

Clockwork Toys.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"A little help, please."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Extra innings.

I love bathtime.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"You spoil that boy."

Wild Child

"Yay! School is done!!"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'