Playtime Supervisor Gifts

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"A little help, please."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Little doctor.

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'My god, he's insane.'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

Clockwork Toys.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'