Playtime Coordinator Gifts

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Little doctor.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'My god, he's insane.'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Clockwork Toys.

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

“Worst. Playdate. Ever.”

Nethead strip: Visit to the doctors

"Wait, is this a playdate?"

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'