Playtime Coordinator Gifts

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Little doctor.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'My god, he's insane.'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

Clockwork Toys.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'

"Wait, is this a playdate?"