Playtime Supervisor Mugs

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"A little help, please."

Little doctor.

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'My god, he's insane.'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

Clockwork Toys.

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'