Playtime Master Mugs

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"A little help, please."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Little doctor.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"It's cooties."

'My god, he's insane.'

Clockwork Toys.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Nethead strip: Visit to the doctors

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'

'Chronic fatigue.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'Don't be angry with him. It's an educational noisemaker.'