Playtime Conqueror Mugs

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"A little help, please."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Extra innings.

Rocking Horse

'Peekaboo!'

I love bathtime.

Child with doll in the sea

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'