Playful Conquerors Gifts

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Stuff Broken

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

No Ball Games in the Park

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Extreme Marco Polo"

'I can't see you either...'

Kids - who'd have em?

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

"Don't think hiding behind that man will stop me from throwing this snowball!"

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."

'have you broken all of your Christmas presents yet?'

1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.

All There!