Playground Champ Gifts

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children playing football.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Ready Mum?'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Converted Parking Garage

"I tested very high in playing."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

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Little boys

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Multisports

Turn Down For What.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

A boy with a football