Playground Champion Gifts

'Okay, one, two, three, fight!'

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Children playing football.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Little boys

Multisports