Playground Performer Gifts

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Children playing football.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Turn Down For What.

A boy with a football

Little boys

Sailor boy

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"