Playground Performer Gifts

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Recess does things to a man."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Children playing football.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Office Park

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Sailor boy

A boy with a football

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Turn Down For What.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"More helium."

Little boys