Playground Performers Gifts

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Little boys

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"It must be still charging."

Swing

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Riding the statue.

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Skipping

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."