Playground Comedian Gifts

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

'That's disgusting, I mean, do your business and get out,'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

'How are they biting?'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The biggest fish.

No petting in the pool!

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'