Playground Pundit Gifts

"Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body."

Jimmy says you're a poopyhead. Do you have a rebuttal?

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I'm bored."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Converted Parking Garage

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Turn Down For What.