Playground Pundit Gifts

"Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body."

Jimmy says you're a poopyhead. Do you have a rebuttal?

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I'm bored."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Ready Mum?'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Turn Down For What.

Yo Yo Tricks.