Park Pundits Gifts

"Is this seat a disputed area?"

Skeptic Tank.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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