Park Pundits Prints

"Is this seat a disputed area?"

Skeptic Tank.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Voter Suppression

Off Leash Dog Park