Parking Pundit Gifts

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

Town Planning Department

"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Literary Dogs.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

"...Now all we need is a product!"

'The Secret is to write what you know.'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Brookstick Clamp

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Yeah, yeah, enough about that Covid and Ukraine stuff. Here's what's REALLY important; the proper use of 'gone' and 'went'."

Clamping

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

Irish chickens!

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.