Parking Pun Lover Gifts

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Jurassic Parking Lot

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cake Free Zone

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Valet parking.

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Parking validation

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Over here, doofus."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'